Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it's like iHOP with fire
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
