I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
