whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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