hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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