moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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