then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just invented taco cereal.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize