nut hugger
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize