i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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