bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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