its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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