Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Two words: blizzard sex
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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