he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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