dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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