Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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