I got chris browned last night
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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