also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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