O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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