I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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