Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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