So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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