gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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