Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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