oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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