so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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