The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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