Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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