im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Randomize