Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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