When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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