At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
