My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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