I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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