Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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