Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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