Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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