So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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