i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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