That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Randomize
