3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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