I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
worst night to have a conscience
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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