Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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