a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
