I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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