That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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