It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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