She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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