i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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