like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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