You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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