And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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