I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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