I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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