I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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