do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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