This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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